And that was the reason she didn’t give up

For he so long ago did

In the forest deep forest they found him

In the ferns where he’d fallen asleep

.

Who misled him into that forest

And what was it he went in to see?

He said ‘My love I am your river

But you, my love, you’re my sea’

.

She drove then up to that tavern

Where he often stopped for a drink

But the men said they had no idea

And themselves didn’t know what to think

.

Who convinced him to dare that forest

And rest amongst nettle and fern?

He said ‘Lads what I’m doing this evening

Shall not be of your concern’

.

She drove then up to that temple

Where each man’s a grain of sand

But the women said he never attended

And they also could not understand

.

Who demanded of him retributions

For what horrible family sin?

He said ‘Ladies believe it’s not question

Of morals but rather that of hygiene’

.

At last she drove up to that forest

Where they found him on that August morn

It was peaceful and poisonous silence

There was peace amongst nettle and fern