The onslaught of this year's bleary mishaps is nothing new to me
Depriving my soul of more enviable emotions which come in short spurts,
I've been vacillating from one close shave into another dire stance
Hastily exacerbating my nine lives with my misdeeds pursuing success.
I've stood valiently toe to toe with a low-brow defending my just honour
Trading pugilist shots with pugnacity arising from animosity seeking only one end,
I'm an even tempered guy,sober-minded and level-headed in manner
Yet some injudicious hounds prance on this raising my ire justified.
I've been an inconspicuous eye witness to a harrowing store robbery
Caught in unnerving crossfire of hardened miscreants plundering
The store's safe against feeble security guards cornered 'n' evasively
Fleeing the gun storm the rest of the shoppers were in a ravage song.
So far I harbour no more of these adrenaline pumping anomalies which're abject
To my intended itinerary which is too imperial to wayward nor transfigure to naught.