The Lord is my Concierge; He does things for me. He suggests nice parks to visit: ?He offers me bottled water. ?He can get me an appointment with a masseuse. He’ll call me a cab because that’s in his job description.

Though this city can be a pretty scary place, I’m not frightened because He knows how to take care of me. His head porter is named Rod. His staff looks after my bags.? He gets me a reservation at a nice restaurant, even if it's dinner with the in-laws. He recommends a swell shop for a haircut and shampoo.  He keeps my glass of wine filled.

 I’m going to have a pretty darn good time. I might stay here forever.