I want you to go

To  preschool

And mash the crayola crayons

Into tiny shards of wax

And bulldoze every block tower

With your sticky-fingered fist

 

I want you to use your

outdoor voice

During silent reading time

And if you want permission

To get a drink or pee

March right out of that room

And if your teacher asks

About raising hands

Raise your finger for her

Instead

 

I want you to smoke

In the girls room

And the boys room for that matter

And decorate your spray-painted

Locker door

With every detention slip

 

I want you to move away

After trading your cap and gown

For cigarettes

And setting your D- report cards ablaze

To some bohemian city

Where you write the book

That changes how people think

 

And I want you scream

And punch the wall

Every time someone claims

“I knew you were gonna be a star”