This is not a poem

because I format it like one

or because there may be a

word

or two

that rhymes.

 

This is not a poem

because it has been split

into stanzas

to look all pretty and such.

 

This is not a poem

because sometimes the words flow

off your mental tongue

like storm clouds

across the open sea,

unhindered and unbiased upon whom they touch.

 

This is not a poem

because I am haphazard with

grammar and punctuation

just to appear fru-fru and pseudo-intelligent.

 

This is not a poem

because I carry the theme

of not being a poem

from one stanza

to the next.

 

It is a poem

because

I am a poet

and I wrote it.