to whom it may concern
RE: Patient 666
We here at the Institute of Losers do not believe your son should leave solitary confinement until he realizes that he is not on his own in this world. We understand that he is there by choice but we believe that this is the best course of treatment for him.
If this letter reaches anyone that knows this boy we would like you to understand that the boy believes he is a communist underwater threatened by not ever being found.
Yours
Lucifer
Hell
please contact me if anyone of significance reads this and let me know if i have made a mistake.
