Tips for surviving Valentines

Forced romance will never be better than on a day out of the blue.
Overpriced cut flowers won't outlive the rooted version that'll last a lifetime with the right amount of nurturing.
Roaring overcrowded restaurants are intimateless because you can't speak in whispers.
Sexy is a state of mind adjust the lights all you want.
Societies overinflation of expectations that demand when affection should be expressed, is WRONG.
It just makes the rest of us lonely.
Most importantly; chocolate is good everyday. 
Then again I'm not a romantic girl or conventional, so Pablo and the violins can go to hell....
If you labeled yourself a hopeless, remember to have fun. 
Sincerest wishes the day stacks up. 

Eat your heart out Romeo...