Once I spent the night in a ranch
It was a real good time
The booze was so tasty too
There was no tree or branch in sight
I was in the dessert
I would have to deem the site deserted

Now now this ranch
Well there wasn’t too many men
If you know what I mean
Girls is what you came to see
You can watch
You can play
Run naked in the sand
Where you might end up
Is different to where you land
The dessert ranch is a good place to be

A place with no rules
Its helping my health every now and then
I work the week in the city
Head off to the girls in the ranch
Its my zen

Of course they not really my girls
But they make me feel
Oh yeah that too
They make me feel like im the only guy
In the world
In the dessert, in the ranch

The world is so serious
Its time to have some fun
Good times on the ranch
And I feel like im the only one

Well I found this palace of dreams
I was driving down a long straight road
I was full of stress and malice
There had been drink and drugs
That was just back there, my previous stop

I came up to and stopped at the ranch
I was coaxed by my girls
All the dreams, pleasure and frivolities
I gave all my issues the drop
I concentrated all my energy on nothing

They said we are having a party
I said how long for
They said id want to stay when I get in their door