I'm going home to visit,
And am excited for when I get there,
Except that some things will be missing,
They seem to have gone nowhere,
Like, my girlfriends' boobs,
3 of them to be exact,
And my Grandpa's mind,
And my Dad's old man virginity,
Yet as the countdown continues,
I wake up with Christmas morning butterflies,
Every single time I wake up,
And I just can't wait, to board the plane...
