I’m Carradine.

My mission is bettering

The devil’s on my shoulders;

The angel's colder

In a ditch somewhere.

Oh well!

No time to wonder then

‘Cause these wondertwins

Are screaming "Evil activate!"

Form of wrist lacerate.

Form of asphyxiate, 

While I masturbate.

These auto erotic tonics

Make me want to vomit,

But Im feelin iller than bubonic plagues.

I see a killer in the sage,

And the tits are "A" grade.

what am I saying?

Nothing.

I choked

Croaked

And spilled;

It’s over.