I'm dating this lady
and it feels so strange.
She's like a super hero
from a video game;
Her legs are strong
her hair's real nice.
She's got a warrior's soul
and a heart of ice.
Ask what she does
you know it's understood.
She's no friend of evil
she's a force for good
Someday we'll marry
and she'll be all mine
except when she's out
saving the world from crime.
I'll tend to the house,
She'll battle evil men,
and the next day we'll do it
all over again.
I'll ask her how it went.
She'll say she did
what she could
to be no friend of evil
and a force for good.
