The flowers are all blooming
The sun is shining high
The birdies are all singing
The clouds are sliding by
I’m not worried ‘bout my future
I’m not worried ‘bout my health
It’s a great day to kill myself
My girlfriend really loves me
And she’s doing all she can
To make sure that I always stay
A very happy man
We might do this together
Like happy little elves
It’s a great day to kill ourselves
Why would you want to go out
on a day you’re feeling down
That wouldn’t be the right way to stop
Just think it over with me
and I’m sure you will agree
Nothing beats going out on top
They just declared peace on Earth
They’ve put an end to war
Nobody’s killing anyone
Nobody’s even sore
We’ve all become as rich as kings
We’re sharing all the wealth
It’s such a great day to kill myself
Now you might want to do it on
a day you’re real depressed
If that’s the way you feel about it
you can be my guest
But I think I’ll go a different way
I’m jumping off life’s shelf
‘Cause it’s a great day to kill myself
Lord I’m coming
It’s such a great day to ki….
