I’m so damned pleased
that you’ve found
your personal savior
It sure must come in handy
now and then
Does He do your laundry
and bundle up the garbage
and then top it off by
wiping way your sin
Does He put out the cat
Will He do all the shopping
and then save you
from your evil wicked ways
This sure sounds like
a deal made in heaven
I gotta get me my own
savior one of these days
Will He file your taxes
and clean out the garage
Can He feed your household
with a loaf of bread
He must be quite a fella
to talk you into thinking
That you’d be so
much better off dead
I got a list of things
I’d like Him to take on
from granting me serenity
to raking up the lawn
You’ve made me a believer
I think it’s safe to say
I gotta get me a
personal savior
one of these days
