If I were an orange

I'd hang in my tree

And watch the world pass

As it comes and stares at me

I'm high in my tree

So I'd take a good laugh

When little kids reach up

Standing about an inch and a half

If I were an orange,

I'd let birds perch on my twig

I'd let them nest on my branch,

Even if they're really big

But if I ever see an owl

Or a squirrel I should be worried,

As for they'd knock me off my tree

And in the ground I would be burried

If I were an orange,

There'd be nothing I could hate

I'd be as chill as an orange slushy,

And wouldn't that be great?