There is nothing that I like more

Than the eerie creaking of a door

That mysterious scratching on the floor

And wondering upon things unseen.

 

There is nothing that makes me smile

Then the rare zombie's style

And dragging themselves a mile

For the brains they are so keen.

 

There is nothing I quite miss

Like that sweet vampire's kiss

And the undead's found bliss

On the night of Halloween.