There's a wisdom that only comes with time

known to the philosopher and sage

and to a single class of discriminating lass

wisdom known to gals of just a certain age

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Chorus 


They know what they want and how they’ll get it


I love postmenopausal women


love one just once and you sure won’t forget it


I love postmenopausal women


They’re sexy and serene with a touch of raunch


they don’t mind their men with a little paunch


nothing compares with the ambiance


of a postmenopausal woman



I know this lady, her name is Claire


She quirky and cute and so debonaire


there’s something she does with her wondrous hands


that makes me so glad I was born a man


try it just once and you’ll understand


why I love postmenopausal women



I stopped by to see a gal named Betz


her kissing and hugging’s’s as good as it gets


She’s the love of my life, the girl of my dreams


she’s the cream of the crop if you know what I mean


She’s just sixty-one, going on seventeen


she’s why I love postmenopausal women



A woman is like a a flask of fine wine


(ah those postmenopausal women)


she only gets better and better with time


(I love postmenopausal women)


She knows what to do like it’s nothing new


that’s what a few decades of practice will do


She could teach younger women a thing or two


I love postmenopausal women


They’re so mature


I so love postmenopausal women