If I was a dog
you'd still love me
You wouldn't put me out
alone at night
If I was a dog
you'd still pat me
on the head
If I was a dog
it'd be all right
But I ain't a dog
I'm a man
And that was why
it had to end
There's just one thing
I don't understand
Why I couldn't stay
your best friend
Sure, a dog
he might pee
on the carpet
and you might catch him
chewing up your stuff
But that don't mean you
would not forgive him
'Cause being your dog
would be enough
If I was your dog
you'd still love me
You'd give me stuff to eat
and stroke my hair
If I was a dog
you'd let me sleep
up on your bed
If I was a dog
you'd still care
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