as might be quickly discerned
i possess good humor wish hop inns to summit off beat
like some misshapen pro gram bon app a teat
an aperirif to admire, cherish and/or eat
that could be consumed cold or put in the microwave to heat
a tasty morsel of tenderloin steak or some other meat
which if ye happen to be a ravenously hungry carnivore
could be a special treat
yet this health conscious fellow
prefers wholesome healthy foods made from whole wheat!

this mister mom and de facto domestic drone
espied your craigslist posting and thus want this email to hone
interest to pursue part time gainful employment
rather than take out a loan
so...if any iota of inquisitiveness arises
to sprechen with this fella just offer a number
for moi to phone
or... (if interested to sprechen to me)
please leave a voice message after that beeping sounding tone!

the immediate reaction sans receiving this reply might be to toss
in the circular bin (perchance
already laden with previous rubbish o mine)
such a snoop doggy dog lady gaga wordy rap style response away
since mine reply per non-conformity doth newt oceans nine bay
boot, the following bit of personal trivia merely meant to convey
an atypical manner from this older mwm with some follicles of gray
who enjoys these balmy seasonable temperatures
akin to basking in the sun
during those warm month of april or may
unless being chased by some ferocious beast of prey
i readily admit not to be a marathon runner
hoping said golem like creature will (upon my stern request) stay
nor does this generic guy
participate in any competitive sports type son of a gunner
who knows life doth newt always go this way!

please just accept this atypical email without asking why
because, i happen to be a generic job seeker with wit to try
so...please pardon from me the following lengthy bookish reply
who also happens to a dexterous handy dandy blues clues
sponge pants fan albeit an older guy
and anoints himself as thee nonpareil belmont hills bard
quasi mo toe as his ally bye!

in addition, i type a reap ply froom da poo sting to you
this self anointed moody blue bard of belmont hills lives
just a rolling stones away from u2 and you know who
felt avaricious, chivalrous, efficacious, garrulous,
impetuous, spontaneous
to be earnest, frank and true
and would be ambitious to ply my cognitive, furtive, intuitive
skills to ponder and rue
computer technical challenges
that might bring out the bovine prompting a moo
maybe even absorbing symbiotically genius abilities
from one imaginary asian figure named hu
a close relative of mister ma goo
who joost happens to be the exemplary anime portrait i drew
which hoop fully offers ye some sherlock holmes clew!

unsure if this written metier reply will bomb
or fly from an older mister mom
who resides in penn valley
nestled analogous to a hand held pie lit palm
housing this fella
moost definitely cause for fait accompli
to extricate us from our qualm
if (the operative word) drafted with this winning
your ordinary run of the millet harry, dick or tom.