She kept telling me that
you attract more flies with honey
But you know there are many things that attract flies:
Clogged sink traps
Makes me wonder why one would want to attract flies?
They carry disease
They are pests
They lay eggs
They can bite
I guess it is a fitting description
Because the anecdote is the calling
Of every passive-aggressive out there.
They would believe in using sweetness
to bring down the plague upon your head.
Nope, I would rather keep the vinegar thanks.