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This is the Anthem (Poopified)

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Oh say can you smell?
By the turd's wicked splash!
Oh how heav’ly we gagged
at the B.G.s’ last dropping
whose foul rip and worse gas
from the perilous dikes
of the rectum and bowels
terrorize without stopping!
And the toilet's poor fluuush
Can not swallow this muuuch.
Call the plumber cuz thiiiis… mess is sum’n ser-i-ouuuuus.
Oh say does that poop-splattered boooooowl yet reeeeeeeek
Of the beans, cheese and wasabiiiiiiii
that you just HAD to eeeeeeat?!

02-28-A.D. 2007

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Hahaha!

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Lol it's more fun when you sing it. Have you tried it? -Soulja4Alethia

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